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"Netflix does that with their um the pictures that they use when they promote your special like the picture of you. They'll put that shit through a filter."

"Vaccines like Shingrix reduce risk significantly."

"So, we went to Fogo de Chão in LA and we sat down with Bob Lazar and just got to ask him all these questions."

"well it really started around 2017. That's when it started to become legitimized because that was when the New York Times printed this article about it"

"Well, that's why Kill Tony is so nuts. Like there are people there are people who have gone on for their first time ever in Madison Square Garden to a soldout arena of 16,000 people."

"He put Red Bull in with the phone. What's that about?"

"Throw that into Perplexity."

"Heather Aml discovered that Cinema frequently messaged her ex-husband on Signal, which included a picture of the former senator wrapped in a towel"

"suggestion that he bring MDMA. Yeah, let's go Kristen. The drug commonly known as Molly or Ecstasy to a rope work trip so that Cinema could guide him through a psychedelic experience."

"if you give your child an iPad and it goes from one YouTube video to the next"

"American spirits are not nearly as bad for you as regular cigarettes. I understand they say that's supposed to be the most natural if there's such a thing."

"Look what it did to Zoom. Zoom blew it up. It was like now Zoom is like that's the best way."

"Clubhouse is a big one. That was a big one where people were essentially doing podcasts. Like anybody could just like chime in and talk shit."

"I saw Bernie live once at the Comedy Connection in Faniel Hall in Boston"

"Ed Calderon gave me this. It's like a WD-40 with a lighter attached to it. You can blast people. It's a little portable flamethrower."

"Did you see that thing that was just released today? I think it's the AI company Anthropic. So, one of its engineers resigned and essentially said that humanity is doomed."

"And what year did he do this? Citizen Kane has to be 40s, right? Yeah, probably. It's in the late 40s, I would think."

"I'm friends with the guys over at Colossal. Those are the guys that brought back the direwolf. Like they have actual direwolves now."

"You've seen PelosiTracker.com. Have you ever seen that?"

"So, Red Pill. Morpheus presents Keanu Reeves with two pills. If he takes the red pill, the red pill is reality and he gets to see."

"All right. Well, bring me back some of that alpha brain."

"Otherwise you'd just be sitting at home watching TikTok."

"Planet Fitness is pretty cheap. But the thing about Planet Fitness is they kind of hope that you don't show up."

"There are studies that show BPC-157 increases tissue recovery and helps you heal from injuries"

"San Pedro cactus is where you get mescaline, right? Makes sense that if they have these temples and there's a pilgrimage, there's probably some sort of psychedelic ritual involved."

"And then you wrote a book. It's called The End of Woke. How the Culture War went too far and what to expect from the counterrevolution."

"With Neuralink it'll be inside your body and then whatever... you would probably be connected to artificial intelligence."

"Wasn't that an episode of Black Mirror where they rewind their memories?"

"Polymarket privileged users made millions betting on war strikes and diplomatic strategy. What did they know beforehand?"

"Strange Tales from the Canyon. Is that what it's called? The book. Um, so there's a book on there's a bizarre connection between a lot of the countercultural figures of the 1960s and the intelligence community."

"These bots have made a website where they where the other bots can rent a human to do tasks that the bots cannot physically do."

"Don't Tell Comedy, you know, about this thing where they just do like popup shows. They basically have a mailing list and they'll announce like the day before they're doing a show and it'll sell out"

"Space Balls is the reason why Tesla's Model S is called the Plaid."

"Ice House Chronicles. We thought about doing something similar to that at the Mothership."

"Tesla just yesterday. They just uh stopped the Model X uh Model S and X production."

"Tesla just yesterday. They just uh stopped the Model X uh Model S and X production."

"So you're live streaming the interior. They're monitoring the pressure of the cabin. They're monitoring all these different things through Starlink."

"We gave this lady a Listerine strip. They gave her a Listerine strip and told her that it was drugs"

"They just legalized psilocybin therapy in New Jersey. Oh, that's great. Yeah, it is great"

"I wouldn't say it's Genie 3 is what it's called. It plays like a video game, I guess, because you're using like the keyboard to type it in"

"You can wait for a game like Grand Theft Auto 6 to come out. It's been announced for 12 years and it's still getting delayed"

"If you're fucking Joffrey from Game of Thrones, like what are the odds that Joffrey is going to figure it out and get his shit together and be cool when he gets old?"

"You know, relatively safe from the comfort of your own home staring at your phone on TikTok."

"I only know of Dungeons and Dragons from Stranger Things."

"Do you think that American Spirits are better than Marlboro for you? Probably. But they taste like shit."

"Rolling for initiative determines the turn order in combat. Each player and monster rolls a 20-sided die and adds their dexterity modifier."

"Do you think that American Spirits are better than Marlboro for you? You really like the Marlboro taste?"

"I graduated myself in university at the University of Lecce south of Italy, very nice university"

"I performed my PhD at La Sapienza in Rome"

"We are involving University of Ferrara, principal scientist professor Savakaro Italian professor in she's a geologist"

"The group is composed by Colorado Malanga which is the head of the group and the dean professor of chemistry at University of Pisa"

"It's more empowering I guess when it's like individual creators, right? Like Only Fans."

"I remember there was this episode of that show Autopsy. Did you ever see that show Autopsy? There's this guy Michael Baden and he's a famous forensic scientist"

"Well, he's on that Jimmy Dore show. And Jimmy Dore show, the entire show is about exposing corruption and conspiracies."

"Things you could do like Squarespace has a great setup. It's pretty easy to do."

"Jungle Keeper, buddy. Yeah, the brand new that's what back from the Amazon with that."

"We got an email one day from Time and they were like we're selecting our 100 climate leaders of 2024 and they're like JJ's one of them."

"Through the use of LiDAR, they're just starting to understand that the entire place was massively populated."

"Everyone's like, 'Oh, you should bring a GoPro in the river with you.' And I'm like, 'For what? You're not going to see anything.'"

"We have Neosporin. You get a cut, it looks a little infected, you put Neosporin on it. It might work."

"David Attell used to have a TV show called um Insomniac and he went out at night one time with them in Louisiana and they're hunting these things."

"unless you have a Samsung where you have a really good zoom, you're not going to be able to zoom in enough"

"Actually, no, this one is from Colossal. This is the company that's bringing the woolly mammoth back."

"It's only food and approved supplements through like really high level labs like Thorne supplements where it's third party tested."

"Then there's the Enhanced Games that are coming out in Vegas this year where they're like..."

"That whole town is so crazy. Did you ever see Cocaine Cowboys?"

"Do you think it's because you smoke American Spirits? I talked to a doctor that said that to me."

"Then I wound up being on Fear Factor."

"Then I did another sitcom that was kind of successful called News Radio that got cancelled."

"More comics now that are huge than I think have ever been alive in the history of comedy because of YouTube and Instagram."

"More comics now that are huge than I think have ever been alive in the history of comedy because of YouTube and Instagram and definitely Netflix."

"If you go back and watch you know like Tropical Thunder or any of those kind of crazy movies that were like really outrageous and funny."

"So here's your book, Deception, the Great Coverup. You were a lone voice of reason during the pandemic"

"He's got a great book called Hidden War and his organization became essentially a tactical group"

"I'm looking up this the main source they said they got it from. It said Homeland Security officials told a source called Just the News."

"the amount of journalists that are on Adderall is off the charts. A friend of mine was telling me like all of his colleagues take Adderall to help them work."

"Probably Hollywood Billiards. Yeah. Hollywood Billiards was the spot."

"Great documentaries are still super popular, like huge on Netflix and huge on YouTube."

"Great documentaries are still super popular, like huge on Netflix and huge on YouTube."

"Fleishman is in trouble. Yeah, it's on FX. I never even heard of this."

"Dark Shadows. God, I forgot about that show."

"Popular Science magazine on the front page, hemp the new billion-dollar crop."

"Alex Berenson wrote about this in a book called I think it's called Tell Your Children and he highlights the instances of people that have schizophrenic breaks from high doses of THC."

"People take CrossFit classes and they go too hard and they wind up getting rhabdo."

"acetaminophen is responsible for about 500 deaths a year. I fully support Tylenol being legal."

"I did his show, The Hot Box, where you sit in a car. He has this dope like car that's set up as a studio."

"James Nestor writes about some of these in his book Breath."

"there's other ways that they do it without the psychedelic drug that induces psychedelic experience, like holotropic breathing."

"The whole documentary called The Dolphin House."

"Trump Truth Social like merges with a Fusion power company"

"He likes White Claws. He drinks White Claws and brings his own and then he gets going. He always shows up in the green room with two White Claws in between his fingers."

"You could definitely have a thing where you see with the FBI and the Twitter files and all that shit with the Hunter Biden laptop story."

"Another thing is mouth tape. Have you ever tried that? For breathing out of your nose?"

"When I talk about Zecharia, I always talk about the website sitchiniswrong.com"

"I watched Chariots of the Gods, that film, which I thought was very kooky and fun. It's very campy and fun."

"Particle accelerators like CERN's Large Hadron Collider achieve this by slamming lead nuclei together"

"The ALICE experiment detected up to 89,000 gold nuclei per second during lead runs"

"Early 1980, Glenn Seaborg transmuted bismuth into gold isotope using carbon and neon beams at Lawrence Berkeley Lab"

"One of the things that Elon famously said about his Neuralink, he's like, 'You're going to be able to talk without words.'"

"Go to Jay Anderson's X page. It's Project Unity."

"We know this, but just based on Elon buying Twitter and the examination of the Twitter Files."

"Crimson Contagion was a joint exercise conducted from January to August 2019 in which numerous national, state, and local and private organizations in the US participated in order to test the capacity of the federal government and 12 states to respond to a severe pandemic of influenza originating in China."

"The problem is the reality of the VAERS system. It is a very small percentage of people that have actual vaccine injuries that get recorded into the VAERS system."

"Are you using a Spot Hog? What kind of sight is a beautiful bird?"

"They made a breakthrough in computer vision in literally creating a piece of software called AlexNet. And its job was to recognize images."

"It was running in a they had two graphics cards, two GTX 580s, which by the way is exactly your SLI configuration."

"It came from this scene in the movie The Color of Money where Tom Cruise who's this elite pool player shows up at this pool hall and this local hustler says what he got in the case and he opens up this case. He has a special pool cue. He goes, 'Doom.'"

"There's a scene in the movie The Color of Money where Tom Cruise who's this elite pool player shows up at this pool hall."

"The high heat ones are avocado oil. That's one that people like to cook with, right?"

"And then a month later it's in the Washington Post and it's interesting."

"Have you read Norman O's book? Blitz? It's insane that the entire Nazi army was methed out of their minds."

"So and the other book is uh The Dirty Tricks Department. Um Stanley Lovell, the OSS and the Masterminds of World War II Secret Warfare."

"He wrote a book called Abduction and it was all hypnotic regressions of people that have been abducted by aliens allegedly and they all had very similar stories."

"Well, not not only that, but are you watching them? Do they use ChatGPT? And we're living in a weird world right now, you know."

"There was a thing recently with ChatGPT where they found out that these entities in China were using ChatGPT to argue about US politics. They ran all these social media accounts."

"Look at Hamilton. They did a rap about Alexander Hamilton. It's huge. It's on Netflix now and it keeps on crushing."

"A lot of people don't think it's actually the gluten. They think it's actually how they finish the crops with glyphosate."

"what happens when ChatGPT you really hate Trump but you really hate Joe Rogan or you really hate Fouchy or Kla Harris and your AI friend is jinning you up being like, 'Yeah, they're terrible.'"

"He was carrying a Sig P320. Sig P320s are notorious for accidentally discharging."

"Did you see Alex Karp that interview that he did where he was talking about Palantir and he's like, 'We're gonna occasionally kill people. We're going to use it to kill people.'"

"I would rather not be in the movie The Road, but I feel like we're turn I feel like we're increasingly in the movie Children of Men."

"Some people they ruin their life with Pop-Tarts and Mountain Dew."

"Some people they ruin their life with Pop-Tarts and Mountain Dew."

"There's CGI lions in New York City and they look so bad. They look bad."

"Wasn't the worst the first iteration of Google Gemini that was the worst cases that turned Nazi soldiers into black people?"

"Google settled 68 million in class action over alleged recording of private conversations through Google Assistant enabled devices without consent."

"I don't have Alexa. I don't have anything in my home. I don't have any speakers that can listen to me because they are listening."

"Don't read it. Bob Woodward was an intelligence agent 100%. He was naval intelligence and then he left from that which he never really leave and then he became a reporter for the Washington Post"

"If you don't meet that human reward system, you're just doomcrolling on TikTok and Twitter all day and [ __ ] on people"

"Also SSRI. How many of these people are on these psychiatric medications that violent ideation is a part of the side effects of these psychiatric drugs."

"I think it was Live Aid, you know, one of those concert things. Mike Benz did this video today where he's explaining how an enormous percentage of that money went to regime change."

"Blue Sky is a perfect example. If you just go on Blue Sky and type there is only two genders, banned. You're gone. Like they don't fuck around."

"You could sleep with a CPAP machine, which sucks. Can't do it. I can't sleep with a lot of noise."

"Blue Sky is just Twitter, but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in the ban."

"One of the things that I've read about Amazon is that there's a lot of fake supplements on Amazon."

"You're calling it canola oil. You know how many people think canola oil is corn oil because corn is canola. It's rape seed and it's an industrial lubricant."

"Yeah, that book sucks. You need to get him together with Oliver Stone and he'll take that book apart."

"That stupid movie, An Inconvenient Truth, was wrong about everything. He should have to give back every penny he made from that movie. You were 100% wrong."

"Maybe we can get our sponsor Perplexity to process this and give us a synopsis of what exactly happened, some sort of a breakdown."

"Jamie, put that into our sponsor Perplexity. When was the first known documented hard liquor like whiskey, vodka?"

"One of our sponsors is DraftKings online gambling. I think you should be able to gamble. I don't have a problem with it."