Matt McCusker

"I've been reading West I'm reading Lonesome Dove right now. It's like an old classic western and they just talk about how hot they are all day long."

"Yeah, I take L-theanine before I go to sleep. I think it kind of helps me sleep."

"I don't know. I just I have Grok, dude. We're all equal now."

"I finally went to dermatologist and I Dude, you can look it up. The Center City Dermatology run by just like a babe. She comes in, checks it out, and she's like, 'Dude, you had, you know, that wasn't even ringworm.' And then she gave me this cream and it like cleared it right up."

"So I put Lotrimin on my dick and it just dried like the whole thing. It was like it was disgusting."