Bert Kreischer

"The My Zone. The My Zone Fitness Straps. Yeah. And I remember getting up at like it was like put the girls to bed. It's 9:00 at night and I go I'm going to run until midnight"

"I got backed like four times like boosters from Johnson & Johnson."

"I'll never forget the day you brought up vitamin D. And I went to Rite Aid that day to get vitamin D and it was gone."

"I have rosacea on my cheeks and the cure is ivermectin. They were like, 'You should get on ivermectin.'"

"Remember we had that we were a member of that Kansas City workout club or something. The MyZone. The MyZone Fitness Straps."

"so I asked that to ChatGPT and it and I was wrong."

"It's about the two guys in Wisconsin trying to make a horror film called Coven. It's the most fascinating."

"Slow Horses is Gary Oldman. It is a spy thriller. When I watched Slow Horses, I hit pause. I looked at Leanne. I said, 'We're watching every fucking episode until it's over right now.'"

"It's a documentary about this place in Florida. Joe, it's on YouTube. You can find it."

"When people say, 'I listen to Sunday Papers. That's Fitzsimmons and Gibbons podcast.' I go, 'You're real comedy fans. Those are the two funniest human beings alive ever.'"

"I have a copy of Wired in my tour bus."

"I'm reading this book by Wright Thompson. You know that dude? He wrote Pappy Land?"

"Mo Amer told me he had to get boosted before they let him do his Netflix series."

"I should tell everyone to watch Free Bert on Netflix."