Michael Malice

"I tried Glow. Glow is this new peptide. It's a combination of three things and it's called Glow because it has heavy copper so it's blue."

"Grok is a better conversationalist and better at perceiving nuance and humor than the average person. I will just say, 'Hey Grok, explain to this person such and such' and I do this every single day."

"Right now for free, if you put any photo on Grok Imagine, it animates it and it looks realistic. There's a video of me and Keanu Reeves doing kung fu in this room."

"My main method of hydration was Dr. Pepper Zero."

"I had that same thing with Protein Cheerios. It wasn't farts. I was having the trots."