John Mellencamp

"I use his weights so much but his you know his what do you call it? I call it the lazy machine where you can be lazy. Elliptical."

"The doctor in Bloomington just put me on metformin. If it was up to me, I'd put the entire United States on metformin and a statin because the fucking food we eat is terrible."

"The Bee Gees were using it to keep time because you know most drummers they speed up. And it was a prototype of a drum machine."

"Rogan, you got to watch it. It's really really good. It's one of my favorite movies ever made."

"There was place called Scaramoosh. They had the prettiest girls you ever saw in your life."

"It was at Radio City and I have a son named Hud. And Paul Newman starred in the movie Hud."

"I've known Sean since he was a kid before Ridgemont High. That was a fucking great movie."

"All right, you guys. You can watch this show, but you have to watch 60 Minutes, too. So, if you're going to watch this, then you got to watch 60 Minutes."

"So the boys were little and they loved your show. They loved your fucking show."

"We were doing Ring of Fire. I said, I know that song. It's easy."

"John and I did something for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and this another funny story."

"If you drank Crown Royal every fucking day, it's going to fuck up your liver."

"When SoundScan came in, they changed it so if you got to play in New York, that was worth five points. If you got to play in Indianapolis, that was worth a half a point. So SoundScan changed everything."

"And then that started and then that really put us out put all rock guys in out of business."

"MTV wasn't going to play the video because I had a tattoo. And no black people for a while. They didn't play any black people."

"I got so sick of it that I wrote a song called Pop Singer in like 98, 91. Never wanted to be no pop singer."

"The last John Cougar Mellencamp record was a record I was called Scarecrow and it had Small Town on it. It had five fucking hit records off that one album."

"We started Farm Aid in 1985. And every year you have a press conference in the beginning."

"So I wrote a song called Life is Short and I love playing it. It really hits the nail on the head."

"After American Fool came out and those songs became hits, nobody has ever said shit to me about anything."